"In my day a nice frock, set hair, a nice pleasing attitude and the ability to bake and darn socks used to go a long way to woo male suitors. Nowadays young trollops dress like vampire harlots with piercings in their unmentionables."
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(Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi wish to foster Lindsay Lohan - Comments | Herald Sun)
Thanks for your feedback, “Mary of Epping”.
(via clembastow)
“Vampire harlots” is what really got me. Darn his socks ladies, not your nipples.
(via semisetadrift)
Baking socks just isn’t cool anymore, ya’ know?
5:41 pm • 10 December 2009
Someone please
take all my communication devices away from me.
My sober-dialing skills are even worse than my drunk ones…
2:10 am • 10 December 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Romeo Had Juliette - Lou Reed
The perfume burned his eyes,
holding tightly to her thighs.
And something flickered for a moment,
then it vanished
and was gone.
4:46 pm • 8 December 2009
Russel Brand’s twin never really learned to deal with living in his brother’s shadow.
4:00 pm • 8 December 2009
tinybonehands:
Ys plz
Awwww piss off, I’m flying to melbourne for this dudebro.
Well yeah, this AND melbourne itself of course. But still. /angryface
3:08 pm • 4 December 2009
![thedailywhat:
FATAWESOME.
[via.]
Ahhhhh yes, boring thursday is now made.](http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuea0p5UJp1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
